Best Place to Walk Your Pet:
The friend whose dog I was sitting claimed he was a "blue heeler hybrid." But from what I could tell, he was half wolf, half hyena. For two weeks, that thing yowled all night, chewed my boots to tatters and once devoured a family-size Papa Murphy's pizza. After several experiments, I found the only surefire method to get that animal to behave was by running him halfway across town to mingle with furry throngs of his fellow shoe-chewers in the placid shoreside environs of Bellingham's original municipal drinking water source.
Info: 4822 Samish Way.